Drowney (Titanic Size)

I just bought a bottle of Downey last night. Laundry was piling up to the ceiling, had to get it done.

This sticker reads... "Makes enough suds to flood the Empire State building. Titanic size Drowney. You'll never CONCENTRATE again. 1064 Fl. Gallons."

Dr. Ono (Brain Opener)

Dr. Ono is one crackpot of a sticker alright. As a kid, ya had to have loved that goofy face on the doctor. But the guy on the operating table and the skull and cross-bones... no dice.

This sticker reads "Dr. Ono, Crackpot, Brain Opener. Causes clots, tough on Nerves. Keep children out of his reach! More dangerous than poison."

Hungry Jerk Pancake Mix

This sticker is straight and to the point. It tells you that if you eat Hungry Jerk pancakes, you're gonna gain weight. Extra heavy in fact. Well, we didn't know that when this sticker came out that eating foods with lots of carbs will put on the pounds on you.

It even tells ya to buy it and finishes up by calling you stupid. And the funny thing is we did buy it and we did dump a mound of high carb pancake syrup on them.

This wacky is simply genius.

Biva Towels

This sticker is great! If I remember correctly, this is my first 8th series sticker I got. I was like 8 or 9 years old and I looked at this sticker for hours. I wasn't sure what it meant. What a dumb beaver I was, LOL.

The sticker reads, "Annoying Biva Towels. Best Dam towel you can buy."

Ha Ha Crackers by Funshine

You gotta luv HaHa Crackers. They have such happy little faces :) I don't think they make this cracker anymore. I guess Ritz Crackers rule now!

The sticker reads "Ha Ha Crackers. Funshine, they'll crack you up. Made on the funny farm. Haha Crackers. 3 chuckles in every package. Net Wt. 10 Yuks."