Dr. Ono (Brain Opener)

Dr. Ono is one crackpot of a sticker alright. As a kid, ya had to have loved that goofy face on the doctor. But the guy on the operating table and the skull and cross-bones... no dice.

This sticker reads "Dr. Ono, Crackpot, Brain Opener. Causes clots, tough on Nerves. Keep children out of his reach! More dangerous than poison."

Hungry Jerk Pancake Mix

This sticker is straight and to the point. It tells you that if you eat Hungry Jerk pancakes, you're gonna gain weight. Extra heavy in fact. Well, we didn't know that when this sticker came out that eating foods with lots of carbs will put on the pounds on you.

It even tells ya to buy it and finishes up by calling you stupid. And the funny thing is we did buy it and we did dump a mound of high carb pancake syrup on them.

This wacky is simply genius.